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Xbox Demotivational Poster

MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.

TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5

WHAT? - Too soon?

TAGS: 9 11 xbox
Rating: 2.34/5

More motifakes by Merlin The Sick

HAMMERDAWN - July 14, 2009, 9:04 pm
heres an achievement for you "Killing the f***ing a**hole who makes a lame a** joke based on a place where people died in an act of violence" EH a**HOLE?
garth - June 16, 2009, 3:24 pm
epic flamewar
Mr. Shiny - April 29, 2009, 3:38 am
Hmm. Risky subject matter, and the caption could be better.
Christos - April 21, 2009, 5:42 pm
I imagine the achievement would be blowing up 2 f-off great big towers. I agree that we have to be able to laugh at tragedy, although if you lost someone in there it might be different.
Ted Mosby, Sex Architect! - April 21, 2009, 5:33 pm
1. There is a 20 year rule, after 20 years it will officially be kinda funny. 2. This picture is not funny seeing how it lacks thought and is offensive. 3. Why isn't anybody concerned with the ninjas in the background?
Lunar-Xero - March 2, 2009, 8:14 am
What would the achievement be for?
astronaut jesus - March 1, 2009, 7:42 pm
if u dont laugh at this the terrorists win!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:17 pm
--- is safe from these sort of terrorists, not even themselves! If you are outside the group of people they may care about, they want you dead, and if you're inside it, you might be expected to die for the cause. Darwin award of the millennium to them.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:15 pm
I *LOVE* Australians. Every Aussie I've ever met has been nice, gregarious, fun, and friendly. I was only pointing out that hating the USA and cheering the 9-11-01 attacks just because you aren't American is inane stupidity, and in any case, nobody ---
Arrogant Knight - January 13, 2009, 11:14 am
Now the greybeards hate Aussies, THANKS ALOT! :( *cry*
LogicDude - January 13, 2009, 11:06 am
And not as funny as the bombing in Bali where all the Aussies were killed either? Oh that's right...the terrorists who did this ONLY want to kill Americans amirite?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 8:55 am
Yeah, it's not as funny as that time when Japan invaded Australia and you all speak Japanese now, oh wait you don't, why is that? Oh right, the USA didn't let it happen. Stop trashing America every chance you get; it's not like we're all against you.
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 5:24 am
Being Australian, I'm just gonna LOL at this. :D
THE guy - January 2, 2009, 6:23 pm
I don't see why ya'll are verbally abusing the Americans, after all, they are just us brits, only an ocean away. Before you get all "flamey" on me, check your history. We invaded, killed the natives, took the land.
Elder God Douchebag - December 25, 2008, 2:13 am
What, dammit!? This better be good, you pulled me away from doing sh**s with Shub-Niggurath.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 25, 2008, 12:33 am
You have to say it three times, like in that movie "Beetledouche, Beetledouche, Beetledouche!"
Porcelina - December 24, 2008, 5:25 pm
I was summoning EGD
Merlin - December 24, 2008, 1:08 pm
To Fatty, Shut up, we've f*** enough things up to let Judas' words slide. To LogicDude, yeah, they f***ed up to. Woo. To Judas, apparently, the other yanks can stay offended. And finally, to Porcelina, who might you be calling a douchebag?
Porcelina - December 23, 2008, 1:02 am
LogicDude - December 23, 2008, 12:31 am
And to call us "yanks" would indicate one of our cousins from across the pond...who do you think did the original f***ing up of everything Mr. "Sun Never Sets on the Empire?"
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 3:40 pm
edit- that's not to say the US has not been f***ing things up... but dawn of humanity?? c'mon guy, open a book.
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 3:36 pm
"you yanks" & "dawn of humanity" Feel like revising that? By my math in 2008 America is 232 years old... way younger than most of the rest of the world.
Judas - December 22, 2008, 2:35 pm
Seriously...you yanks can't go on getting offended forever about 9-11 jokes. Especially not thinking about all the f-up you've been bringing the world since the dawn of humanity. Get over it already.
Merlin The Sorry - November 30, 2008, 9:43 am
--get over their **** is the Jewish people. That happened ages ago and yes, it was f***ing horrible, but eventually they have to stop dwelling in the past, and focus on more atrocities that are happening in the present. /rant
Merlin The Sorry - November 30, 2008, 9:43 am
Look, I'm not trying to offend, and it wasn't just on TV for me, my mom worked on the rescue and got injured, so yes, I was affected. But at some point, all of us need to just move on, and this'll sound bastardly, but one of the main peoples who need to g
LogicDude - November 22, 2008, 8:49 am
Depends on how you were affected; if you were there or knew someone who died it will always be too soon. To others it was just TV...buddy of mine died in the Pentagon attack.
Razor Eddie - November 21, 2008, 5:33 pm
I don't know about you, but I make holocost and Pearl Harbor jokes all the time. Dead baby jokes too.
Scorpio7 - November 21, 2008, 5:10 pm
It will ALWAYS be "too soon," just as it will ALWAYS be "too soon" to make "JEW & OVEN" jokes, or jokes about PEARL HARBOR.
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 11:50 pm
It is NEVER too soon.
thehattinninja - November 10, 2008, 11:49 pm
it will always be too soon. remember that.
yon - October 29, 2008, 12:39 pm
nope not to soon 7 years is not to soon. so i loled :)
Pessimist - October 21, 2008, 10:03 am
Yes it is but it wouldn't surprise me at all

NAZI ZOMBIES - Bonfire anyone?

TAGS: cod waw call of duty world at war nazi zombies xbox
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by Sniperzoo

Sniperzoo - November 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
... AND YES, I did get that high... actually higher; i got up to 100, but then died...
Jacob Determan - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
Ya dude that is [email protected] insane i have only gotten to 30
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:35 pm
kick a** game
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 9:21 am
Level 50?!?!?!!! Bull f***ing ****!!! highest ive ever seen/done is 28

_ALLY - Loves playing COD on her Xbox.

TAGS: ally games xbox
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Danny

Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:31 pm
LOL...However, buy me an iron and I'll kick your.... ;)

TOP 3 REASONS FOR NERD SUICIDE - 1. Destruction of Vulcan 2. Death of Optimus Prime 3. Red Ring of Death

TAGS: start trek transformers xbox frustration nerd suicide
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Freezzy

npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:15 pm
f*^&%$ a right bro
Anything - June 6, 2010, 2:19 pm
Oh no not Vulcan !

DORKS - You know your life sucks, when the only parties you get invited to are XBox Live parties.

TAGS: xbox dorks
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
It's a birl....
Claire - August 29, 2010, 8:40 pm
I can't tell if it's a girl or a boy.
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 8:39 pm
I liked it, nice fit between caption and picture...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 2:11 pm
Wow...I was just razzing KFD....he knows we're cool....and he can take a joke better than most....
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 1:37 pm
Soooo... Anyone want to join my XBox Live party?
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:24 pm
And whatever user provokes the next argument... or even a perceived argument... is permanently banned. I don't care who it is. This ends here.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:24 pm
TTH... with all due respect, we can have no more bashing from you of this sort. It was the done thing at one point, and is now no longer acceptable. Any attacks on other users will result in a ban.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:22 pm
If you know, then I will a**ume that you're doing it intentionally to overstep the directions we've laid out to you.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:22 pm
He's just being the same old moooo he's always been. It's not mean spirited, just meant as a laugh. You could say anything similar to him and he would laugh it off. That's what makes it banter and what makes it fun. it's as a rivalry. Like football teams.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:20 pm
No. Responses. Ever. No if's, no excuses.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 12:19 pm
Yeah I know, I only responded because he did 3 times. I ignored the first 2.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:16 pm
KFD, I'll pass the same warning to you.... if you are provoked, you need to not respond. If you respond, you will be equally at fault. This is the last time you hear this warning... it's not something you haven't heard from us before. Got it?
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:16 pm
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:16 pm
We prod each other but it'd in fun right?
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:15 pm
Mooo's comments have always been in jest and there was a time that people just jested back, without animosity. I think that's what was going on this morning. We will never know though.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 12:15 pm
I think our feelings for each other are mutual.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:13 pm
You guys have to give us the opportunity to moderate ourselves and step in only when things are out of hand. Otherwise we can never prove ourselves. @KFD is there any true animosity between us anymore? Not in my mind.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:11 pm
Neither myself nor Mooo have had a real war with KFD (or anybody else) in quite a while. We will never reach the friendly banter stage if we are jumped on before the conversation has a chance to evolve. Maybe if the warnings were friendly...
rerun - August 29, 2010, 12:05 pm

we don't want to discourage banter, however it would be nice to see a "positive" relationship between those involved before the "taunting" banter is seen. This will allow us to know all is in jest.
Claire - August 29, 2010, 11:52 am
Stepping in now. I'm with TTH on this one. When I first signed up this kind of banter was encouraged. It was known that nothing was to be taken seriously.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:32 am
If you want to be a ***k, go be a ***k on /b/
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:31 am
What you call, "harmless back and forth," actually really irritates some people. There was name calling. KFD managed to comply with my warning to be quiet. Moo+ hasn't been online to re-offend.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:29 am

The moderators have a responsibility to this site & its members. Part of that is to make this a place where everybody can have fun. It is like life, if you push or provoke others there is a price to pay. I hope that answers your question.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:29 am
Stepping in to a harmless back and forth between members. There was a time when regulars here were allowed to share their opinions. Now it seems your name must be in green or you will be threatened with a ban. Why does Aggy never do this stuff?
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:23 am

we are stepping in now, and you accuse us of being power hungry......it can't be both. You just don't like the fact that you made yourself the subject of the day.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:22 am
I stepped in before it got out of hand... then you showed up.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:22 am

and plenty more of the older comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:21 am
No worse than anything Mods have said lately on the comment page and in the queue. Plus it didn't start anything. Mods used to step in when things got out of hand.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:20 am
And several of your latest comments?
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:19 am
Please! May I direct your attention to page 12 of the "Tips" thread?
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:16 am
I haven't started anything with noobs in quite a while.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:16 am
No, I am sick of babysitting you three. You guys are pretty much all I have to look out for. Nobody else argues with each other. Nobody else sits there and trolls comments. Nobody else will leave bs comments on a poster just because of its creator.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:15 am

the truth is you like to start wars with noobs....and we can ban that.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:14 am

TOC - I am 100% there with you
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:14 am
You wanted to moderate yet you are sick of babysitting? What did you think a moderator does. And Rerun OD tried to ban me but If I simply share honest opinion and tell the truth It will never stick. You can't ban the truth.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:13 am
Okay... I promise, next time people get banned for arguing with you, you will be banned too. Fair and neutral enough?
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:12 am
I replied with the STFU because I am godd*** tired of babysitting this ****. Any time you three get together, there is **** flung around like we were in a godd*** monkey cage.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:12 am
I am an average douche on the internet with no position of authority. Mods are expected to be neutral and held to a higher standard. If you guys plan to sterilize this site start with yourselves before pointing fingers at the regs.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:11 am

Rest a**ured if OD was back, you would have been banned long ago.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 10:10 am

the rude comments in the approval queue have also been cleaned up. This is supposed to be a fun place, you want to jab at each other do it via PM. We have no idea how what you write is intended, since some of the jabs seem quite rude.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:10 am
This place has been regulated beyond belief, harmless jokes are responded to with "shut the f*** up"? Is OD back or what? You guys want peace try treating the community as adults, we can have banter without flame wars.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:08 am
RIght. And your noob bashing isn't being rather high and mighty?
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:07 am
No but I am in on this site and I think some Mods are getting a little power happy.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:07 am
The other rude comments are the ones you post.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:06 am
The only rude comments allowed on motifake these days are in the approval queue on the rejected posters. I don't even recognize this place anymore. Mr M may want the peace kept but i doubt at the cost of free speech and sense of humor.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 10:06 am
No. I am getting sick and tired of... pretty much you three here. And this bull****. Not trying to be too rude, but where were you in this conversation?
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 10:04 am
So the fun of taking playful sh**s at each other is over too? We cant make inside jokes and we have to be super nice to everybody even when they suck? Flame wars were one thing but censoring anything that isn't complimentary is ridiculous.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:48 am
Me neither haha
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 9:47 am
Yeah, I'm not multi-lingual.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:44 am
Ich bin mit der Endung es fein. Es sollte nicht schon vor langer Zeit beendet haben.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:42 am
Fine by me.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 9:42 am
Finished, I meant. Too absorbed in my stupid translator. And btw, the comments don't support Greek or Russian text. :(
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 9:41 am
inished, geƫindigd, fini, fertig, rifinito, acabado.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:36 am
No, just putting it out there. Someone was just in desperate need for attention.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 9:34 am
Did I blame anybody?
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:34 am
I refuse to get the blame for this one.
thatonechick - August 29, 2010, 9:33 am
You guys all need to shut the f*** up. I'm so tired of these pissy little jabs at each other. Go take a midol, all of you.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 9:20 am
Oh it was you making all that noise? Sorry, I a**umed a bee had got in the house and I was avoiding it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:08 am
OY!!! 1 Lion.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:03 am
It's cuz you're a Nancy boy.......and a wanker of EPIC proportions......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 6:54 am
We have no problem with your posters......It's you we hate Davey.........Bloody Chav.....
Kung-Fu Devil - August 29, 2010, 6:33 am
I wouldn't worry about bombers. It's most likely regulars who voted them low. Most of them don't like my motifakes, I believe.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 10:47 pm
corneredbadger - August 28, 2010, 10:25 pm
and the bombers arrive. you idiots need to go die in a fire somewhere and stop mucking things up for the creative and funny people
ThatGuy - August 28, 2010, 10:13 pm
How so? XBL parties are awesome!
440wakeup - August 28, 2010, 10:00 pm
Why you gotta hate?

EPIC FAIL - X360 on a closed box

TAGS: epic fail x360 xbox360 xbox 360
Rating: 2.68/5
quibble - October 13, 2009, 11:11 am
wheres the wireless controols gone then
Haarakkon - October 6, 2009, 5:42 pm
Whoa. Thanks, Gates. Buy a life with your fortune, will ya?
how is this fail? - October 6, 2009, 5:34 pm
the 3 red ring of death actually means the AV cable is not plugged into the back of the xbox yu dumass's
Badass-Redneck - June 20, 2009, 12:36 am
i use a PS2 for that specific reason.
Tall - May 30, 2009, 3:52 pm
That's why I have a PS3
fgh - May 5, 2009, 12:31 am
yay for zero air flow!
Booyah - February 18, 2009, 2:28 am
Behold, the Red Ring of Death

ACCIDENTS - This is why you should not run with sharp objects.

Hard Core Gamer -

TAGS: xbox one no life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

falloutghoul - November 23, 2013, 8:04 am
Playstation 4 is even cheaper.

NOT-SO-LIMITED EDITION XBOX 360 - Commemorative Red Ring of Death Not-So-Limited Edition Xbox 360

FINAL FANTASY XIII ON XBOX 360 - Loading...Loading...Loading...SHIT red ring of death!

XBOX - No animals were hurt in the testing of this product.


TAGS: grow up xbox theatre home
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by darkstage

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 10:51 pm
"I'm willing to trade my awesome home theater system for an Xbox!" . . . . No one has ever said.

CHOICES - Which one would be best to play Symphonic Orchestra or Opera Hero?

TAGS: rnr xbox playstation wii vintage
Rating: 3.17/5

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Bakstabr - July 17, 2010, 12:37 am
For me I have to say the pictures are great choices. Gives it a nice "older" feel to it and the captions are a nice touch.

XBOX360 - (Orgasms in pants)....

TAGS: xbox360 awesomness
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by meatwad260

Agent K - May 27, 2009, 5:32 pm
soooo true anon ive gone through 3 in as many years
Anonymous2 - May 27, 2009, 5:27 pm
An Atari 2600 can still be played hours on end year after year, but a 360, beware that red ring o'death...

XBOX 360 - Behold it's true form!!!

TAGS: xbox 360 red ring death
Rating: 2.26/5

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Wayne kerr - July 25, 2009, 11:59 am
wow, my xbox is fapping over that pic...
That One Guy - March 30, 2009, 10:35 pm
If it's so easy to fix, why does it keep happening? Hmmm, Yon, answer me that!
HtD - January 8, 2009, 3:49 pm
Totally worth the risk. Especially when PS3 is the other option.
jetscream58 - November 12, 2008, 8:40 pm
QUICK!!!! RESTART IT! It'll be just fine a**hole. Better than that piece of **** you worship. You know, that PS3, or whatever it's called.
yon - November 10, 2008, 9:37 am
easy as hell to fix, believe me i do it for a living

WII AND XBOX 360 - BOTH out selling the PS3 and with more games.


EASILY AMUSED - Wait till they actually start playing the game.

TAGS: google offices guitar hero xbox 360 fail phail
Rating: 1.96/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 20, 2008, 10:18 pm
This is the Guitar Hero room at Google's Zurich office, according to some Picasa gallery online. My mind boggles. They have a Zurich office AND it has a guitar hero room? A whole room?
phillip fry - July 20, 2008, 3:21 pm
dude... theres a google logo in the window

XBOX360 - IT IS 1337!!

TAGS: 1337 xbox360 elite
Rating: 1.92/5

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Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:19 pm
Red Ring of Death, because they messed up the heat sink.

VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY - I think it's time to rethink some things.

TAGS: video game nintendo sony microsoft xbox ps3 wii
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

Karnal - January 21, 2011, 2:22 am
I hate to be the one to point this out, and NINTENDO games DO suck... but they ARE the most sold and most highly valued games and systems on the market, so all you Microsoft fags and Sony f***s ... can piss off. MARIO FTW!
Danielrp34 - May 4, 2009, 6:07 pm
OHHH, So that's why all of them woop Nintendo's a**. I see clearly now.
Bob Chin - March 9, 2009, 2:21 pm
Ok, I think it's time to rethink some things too, but the video game industry is about 3,509th on the list. Numbers and bar graphs, make up lies and tell me nothing.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 12, 2009, 11:46 pm
Yeah, it's called Amerivember. Look, our date writing convention is somewhat inverted from other parts of the world, but I have no trouble figuring out dates from elsewhere, especially if a '31' is involved.
Anonymous - January 12, 2009, 8:52 pm
There's a 31st month?
RnR - September 22, 2008, 5:49 am
yeah, but the whole $15/mo does not go to vivendi and it has to be offset agains running costs and previous and current development, etc, etc Besides, you dont want the taxman to think you are making LOTS of money :)
Shtoink - September 22, 2008, 1:39 am
i dont think this is accurate really. vivendi owns blizzard and blizzard has 5mil people playing world of warcraft for $15/mo and that is roughly 900mil a year

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS - For the new age.

TAGS: xbox 360 playstation wii rock paper scissors
Rating: 1.68/5

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TrueX - February 28, 2009, 1:58 am
360 I need to swear and yell at as many people I can on XBL. PS3 I Have a BluRay player that plays 2 games and am mostly likely a Sony fanboy. Wii I play WiiSports for 20mins before I realize I look like an idiot. ALL If I b**** about which is best DIAF
TrueX - February 28, 2009, 1:47 am
I think you got that swapped Culos, 360 is for when you have friends on the Internet and PS3 is for when you have no friends.
xxx - February 22, 2009, 5:14 pm
all you get is a stupid piece of boulder
Culos - February 10, 2009, 2:16 pm
I wish it did, that would be value for money, but seriously 360 is for when you have no friends at all, PS3 for if you have friends somewhere on the Internet and the Wii for when you have real friends. Go figure in which category you belong...
Berge - February 10, 2009, 2:05 pm
I think we can all agree that the Wii sucks.
Schifty - December 15, 2008, 12:39 pm
no 360's better
drac666 - November 30, 2008, 1:31 am

Grandma's Christmas Gift -